The weather is frigid which means everyone needs more scarfs. In that vain, RJ DeLuise is here to warm up your heart and share my thoughts and measured opinions regarding the current state of Chaotic Wrestling. Woburn hosts the final live event before Cold Fury XIV this coming Friday February 20th.
On the Freeway to the Fury, the final stop in Woburn will be Colder than the other side of Mark Shurman’s bed. Shurman takes on the Kingpin Brian Milonas in a heavyweight battle filled with intrigue. Slade and Shurman (the original Team Friendship) tried to force Milonas out of their inner circle of jerks from the beginning. Now former multi-time heavyweight Champions will collide in Woburn. The only Shur Thing in this match will be DeLuise Disaster for Team Fakeship.
The current heavyweight Champion Donovan Dijak is chock full of DeLuise Delightitude. He’s athletic, massive, and becoming more technically sound every time out. Only problem? He faces The War-Beard Hanson in Woburn. The spin-kicking, cartwheel clotheslining, flying bearded beasty is a veteran to be feared and respected. It’s a dangerous DeLuise Decision to step to the Beard of War, so lace up your boots, Champ.
JThrill makes my all-time DeLuise DeLight Dream Team. The manly-ness of a Biff Busick, the athleticism of three Logans, the charisma of, well, a certain chunky chatterbox (spoiler alert: ME) all combine to create a scientific specimen rarely seen but often strived for. I’m no DeLuise Dink, the MMMPOWerful Preston has to get past Julian Starr in Woburn. Starr has had some of his biggest moments during Cold Fury season and is primed to Push Preston to his limits (if he has any). DeLuise DeLights in store for the fanboys (and girls) in Woburn!
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Until next time, may all your DeLights be DeLuise,
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