"The Power of Negative Thinking" by Sean Gorman

05/18/09

I'll admit, I'm not the most popular person in Chaotic Wrestling. When you're taller, smarter, and better looking than everyone in the building, it stands to reason you'll be the target of jealous scorn.

This is probably the reason Mikaze has been so reluctant to admit that he is, in fact, the newest member of The Empire. The decision for him has clearly not been an easy one, especially since his tag team partner, Brian Fury, has chosen not to come onboard.

A pity, really, as Brian Fury is a tremendous talent in his own right. I would have gladly taken both, but Mikaze was the only one who accepted my generous offer.

On May 29th, however, Brian Fury will see the err of his ways and both he, and the fans of Chaotic Wrestling, will finally see the newest addition to The Empire will make us completely unstoppable.

Speaking of being unstoppable, Sledge will be dismantling Chase Del Monte and taking the Chaotic Wrestling Heavyweight Title to its rightful home—the mantle in my living room.

Del Monte has proven himself to be a great and popular competitor. The fat girls squeal like pigs with the Swine Flu when Bon Jovi plays and he breaks through the curtain.

But at BREAKING POINT, the lights will be turned out and the party will be OVER... permanently.

And speaking of lights out, Scott Reed and the Demon Ortiz will do battle for the CW New England Title in one of the most dangerous matches in all of professional wrestling—the ladder match.

To be honest, I signed the contract to this match with great hesitation. Not only is the chance for injury high in this sort of contest, but, really, Scott Reed has nothing left to prove when it comes to the Demon.

A lot of people claim that Reed "stole" the New England Title, but as far as I'm concerned, Ortiz STOLE the belt from Scott Reed. You can't "steal" something that already belongs to you. Just ask O.J. Simpson.

I am very much looking forward to May 29th in Lowell.

Three matches.

Three victories.

Two titles.

Glory will see The Empire once more.

Be there.